JUPITER ASCENDING is like a sci-fi action version
of
Cinderella mixed with Brazil
politics, backstabbing, battles, and explosions. Land and Andy Wachowskit
directed this new
space opera which has great visuals and music score, but the story and
character development prevent it from being classic like THE MATRIX or CLOUD
ATLAS. JUPITER ASCENDING explores
indulgence, greed, and consumerism with the best part revolving around the
bureaucracy that Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) has to go for to claim her
inheritance and the movie just coasts after that as it becomes a combination of
action and muddled attempts at character development like wondering if Jupiter
and Caine Wise (Channing Tatum) will get hooked up and if Sean Bean will die
(or live) in this movie.
The story begins with the story of an illegal
Russian
immigrant named Jupiter who works for the family cleaning business in Chicago
when she discovers alien human royalty wants her dead since she is the genetic
reincarnation of their mother. Caine
Wise works to protect her and rescue at various points in the movie as Balem
(Eddie Redmayne)- one member of the royal family wants her dead because he
doesn’t want to lose his claim to harvest the Earth, another member named Titus
wants to marry her, and Kalique wants Jupiter to claim her inheritance after
showing her how some blue goo makes humans in the galactic empire immortal by
renewing their cells after taking a dip in it every once in a while. Caine
Wise gets help from disgraced soldier
Stinger (Sean Bean) and a spaceship crew as they fight to make sure Jupiter
claims her birthright and save Earth from being harvested to keep many humans
immortal.
JUPITER ASCENDING has many things going
for it, but the
confusing marketing campaign and release delay (in addition to facing up to
other movies with stronger buzz) is hurting it at the North American box office
in addition to the Cinderella space opera plot with a message needing an
additional rewrite or two. Then I’m not
100 percent convinced by the casting of the movie as I feel Channing Tatum and
Mila Kunis are miscast as the leads while everyone else is the right person for
their part. Another flaw with the script
is the clichéd family drama going on with Jupiter’s family as her cousin conspires
with her to seal her eggs and the uncle not wanting Jupiter to keep spending
her money (while she just wants a telescope like the one the father (she never
knew) had). Then you have the lame
romance subplot as Jupiter and Caine can’t hook up for most of the movie while
Titus wants to marry her like a business deal for his own ends, but Mila and
Channing have little chemistry. It will
probably net more money overseas and on blu-ray, DVD,
and digital while other movies will steal the box office thunder from JUPITER
ASCENDING. Reshoots and additional time
for special effects don’t help elevate JUPITER ASCENDING to classic
status. It is just a good flawed sci-fi
movie that will entertain you for two hours, but it is sci-fi bomb closer to
SPEED RACER than the cult classic status of CLOUD ATLAS.
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David Blackwell and cannot be reprinted without permission. Send all comments
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