NSA Agent August Gibbons (Samuel
L. Jackson) is apparently
killed by a crashing satellite in Brazil. Shortly afterwards, four rogue XXX agents
steal the device known as Pandora’s Box (which can control and even crash
satellites) from CIA headquarters. CIA
Agent Jane Marke (Toni Collette) finds the presumed dead Xander Cage (Vin
Diesel) in the Dominican Republic
where he is recruited on the mission to retrieve the Pandora’s Box and he
assembles his own team of crazies to do the job: sharpshooter Adele Wolff (Ruby
Rose), DJ Nicks (Kris Wu), and crash driver Torch (Rory McCann). They track
the rogue XXX agents to a remote
rave in the Philippines where Xiang (Donnie Yen) wants to use Pandora’s Box and
Serena (Deepika Padukone) wants to destroy it.
Sparks immediately fly
between Serena and Xander before an interesting scene of hot potatoe using live
grenades plays out. Soon Xander finds
out the mission isn’t all black and white and that more players are wanting the
Pandora’s Box for themselves.
XXX RETURN OF XANDER
CAGE sees the long return of Xander
Cage and this sequel is an improvement over XXX STATE OF THE UNION (which
didn’t feature Vin Diesel), but this sequel still isn’t as good as the first
movie. The fun cast and action set
pieces make the sequel very watchable despite a weak script and no clear strong
bad guys. Given the big Asian cast involved in the movie and some Chinese
co-production money, this is Paramount
and revolution’s attempt to make the movie appeal to a worldwide audience hence
why the script is probably simpler than the first two XXX movies.
Toni Collette plays Marke with
a resting bitch face through
the entire movie (and unfortunately Gibbons isn’t in most of the movie) while
Nina Dobrev plays comic relief as weapons specialist Becky Claridge. A surprise
cameo is in the third act, but the
marketing people at Paramount
ruined the surprise with the last TV spot for the sequel. I would return
for another sequel with
Xander and this cast of characters.
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David Blackwell and cannot be reprinted without permission. Send all comments
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